Twilight Saga NEW MOON is a Work of ART | Team Alice for life (2023)

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So we're back to the classics.

Baby, I've done genderbent twilight, I've done twilight from edward's perspective, I've done the insanity of breaking dawn so now it's time to go all the way back to the second one, because I just skipped the middle entirely.

So we're talking about new moon, the movie and the book.

Now I know the new moon wasn't super popular with a lot of people.

The people who wanted a lot of edward were upset the people who wanted a lot of the vampires were upset and by the end of it the people who were team jacob were upset, but I always loved new moon.

The second best in the series I've maintained that twilight as a franchise is best when it's steeped in melodrama and my goodness, the t in this is strong, get it cause.

It's been steeped for so long, yeah, okay, I'll stop, so I was really excited to revisit it.

You know.

I always thought that if I wrote my own alice bella fan fiction, it would kick off right from when alice comes back in new moon and honestly on this reread, I think I found even more compelling evidence that stephanie, though accidentally wrote them just a little bit or a lot of bit in love someday.

I need to compile all the evidence into one single video, because I thought it was mostly in midnight sun, but it is everywhere, but this is the ultimate book of teen melancholy.

This is how we all felt when we lost our first loves personified to the extreme.

We all wish we could have just laid on the floor for a week, but you know parents ask questions before we start.

I touched on this in my midnight sun video, but it's very important to remember that the qiyu tribe is very real and has been heavily affected by twilight with no real benefit because they haven't made any of the millions of dollars that twilight has generated, even though their culture has been heavily used and altered for these stories, but particularly in new moon in eclipse.

The book and the movie both start with a quote right out of romeo and juliet now someone who just watched a modern retelling of that told through cell phones and instagram called r j.

I've gotta say that kristen stewart is significantly better at that line.

Delivery, romeo and juliet sets the tone for this movie pretty perfectly.

They really had to drive it home so that you'd know it was intentional and not just something she was doing and hoping no one would notice so scene of her running frantically through italy, flips to her seeing her grandmother in the meadow before she quickly realizes.

Oh [, __ ], that's a mirror, I'm old as hell, I'm basically edward's gilf, but it's just a nightmare, though it is her birthday and she is the ancient age of 18.

I thought we agreed no presents the one for me is not wrapped, so it doesn't count man, I [ __ ], love, charlie.

I mentioned this in my overall twilight video that I made back before.

I realized how much of a foothold this whole thing was gonna take on my life, but he is a constant, fantastic character in twilight.

He's just trying his best and the reason why she's so upset is because edward though actually over a hundred years old was turned when he was 17.

Stephanie has said that if you once you get turned you freeze at that age, so to her she's now officially older than edward dan, an older woman.

Ah maybe I shouldn't be dating such an old man.

It's gross well, at least the screenwriters thought to address it.

I don't care I'm on board with the pamphlets, so she gets to school and in the book, alice is right.

There waiting for her just to share all of the birthday cheer that bella doesn't want, but the movie decides to have jake show up to give her a gift, probably so it doesn't seem so random and shitty when bella halfway through the story is like.

Oh, I should get jake to help me with risking my life and edward is not at all a fan, presumably because he can read jacob's mind, and I can only imagine what a 16 year old boy is thinking about his crush, but don't worry in the movie.

Alice is still eager to talk to bella about the birthday plans.

She does.

This very discreet, jump off the banister to corner her with gifts and party plans, so much for keeping it low-key in front of the humans, but I love it and while bella is worried about the party and would rather just ignore her birthday altogether, alice hits her with the what's the worst.

That could happen.

Well, we'll get there, but they added in a scene here with jasper joking around with bella, probably to humanize him a bit.

So him looking like he needs to take a painful [, __ ], isn't our reference point for his interactions with bella.

So it's time for some more rnj and we get this scene where edward flawlessly delivers some shakespeare other than the fact that he obsessively blinks every time.

He's speaking- and I don't know why- maybe it's the context- that's probably why they look so pained all the time.

These contacts are horrible.

I don't know why they had to make them so that, but before this edward was talking about how easy romeo had it in the suicide department and if bella had been killed by james, he would have had to go to great lengths to off himself in his misery in the book specifically saying.

Well, I wasn't gonna live without you as if that's a good thing to put on your teenage girlfriend very healthy relationship.

There's also a moment around here in the book, where bella thinks that charlie's, really not the biggest fan of edward but he's crazy about alice.

So are we charlie, so are we apparently they got close after bella needed help showering last year.

It's trying to kill me, but the big point of contention in this story is bella's mortality, which makes sense she wanted edward to turn.

Her at prom at the end of the last movie, so obviously the older she gets the more intense she is about it and edward hates.

It immediately wants her to drop it.

So then bella's like well maybe alice, will give me what I want stephanie that had to be intentional, but they get to the cullens and alice has gone all out.

There's roses in glasses everywhere.

There's paper lanterns on the porch, just a beautiful, genuine effort, but it's my job to protect you from everyone except my sister.

Oh please, just let your sister have her it's time, it's time it's time.

So it points out again that jasper is keeping his distance because he's the newest member to the lifestyle.

So it's hard to be around her, but jasper can feel an influence emotions.

So maybe he can feel the fact that his wife is in love with her best friend I'll.

Stop, I'm sorry and bella always has accidents.

So, of course, she gets a paper cut opening one of the presents, and this is the most fierce paper cut ever, but it immediately sets everything off jasper's about to run at her edward pushes her back and then tr gets everybody to try to stop jasper, but he pushes her back with such force that she crashes into glass cuts open, her arm the whole family's holding off jasper, and then we get it's.

Okay, it's just a little blood.

Yes, alice can't see clumsiness, but I love this scene where she's, just looking up and all the vampires just slowly turned to her like sharks.

But carlisle, who is a doctor and fine around blood, manages to get a hold on the situation and while edward is standing there, catatonic alice is on the ball, getting medic bag and offering help.

Even though her husband is clearly dealing with some inner turmoil of trying to kill his wife's best friend and overall ashamed alice chooses to be around bella, at least for a couple minutes before she has to tap out in the movie.

She leaves pretty much instantly, but I need everyone to know that in the book she tried like in the book they make edward leave to go talk to jasper before alice dips, but bella and carla get to to me about how he manages to control himself so well, and how edward was changed, that he believes that they're soulless and damned and that's why he won't change bella and after she's, all patched up edward's, even more brooding than he was in the first book now in the movie.

It's the very next day that edward's, like hey, look, I'm leaving in the book.

He hangs around for two to three days, just dragging out the misery before he cuts her loose, but she gets back from school and he's just been there all day, taking back all the gifts hiding them, so it was like he was never there and it's a clean break.

Okay, when she was 17, she found out, the vampires were real.

She fell in love with one one almost killed her, and now she has a permanently cold scar on her wrist from where that vampire tried to kill her.

I don't think she's gonna forget you guys, so that started off with a very awkward moment where bella was like.

Oh we're, leaving.

Okay, just give me a second.

I gotta come up with a lie for charlie, but hey I get it the day before he was saying he was gonna off himself.

If you had to live in a world without her and today he's like no, I don't want you you're, just a human.

This went on for too long in the book.

He specifically says my kind were very easily distracted with a smirk as if the past eight months were just a little face for him, so she's, obviously crushed and in the book when she realizes that the rest of the cullens are already gone.

She specifically says: alice isn't coming back.

Alice is gone.

My voice black with disbelief.

Okay, I'm sorry! I said I'd stop but like come on, so he disappears in the woods, even though he left her in full sight of her house.

She obviously tries stumbling around after him, trips a bunch until she finally just stays down and girl same I've been there.

I was cool for the romance stuff to take a little bit of a break because it means we got some primo melodrama.

Okay, look.

The mid-2000s were just not a good time.

I will say when I first started rereading this book bella being into edward felt weird, because I've been reading so much bella and alice fan fiction for another video, obviously um, but yeah so she's laying on the forest floor as the rain hits her in the face she starts hearing some snarfing before samuel, finds her and carries her back to safety.

Now in the movie he's shirtless, and I assume that in this particular situation, when you're wandering through the woods looking for the police, chief's daughter that you'd put your shirt back on after you transformed out of wolf mode.

Oh I'm sorry, we haven't gotten there, yet I'm wrongfully, assuming everyone knows where most you should.

You probably know where you know where this is going anyways, but the fact that there had to be people watching this for the first time with no reference to the source material just being like.

Why is he shirtless, but then we get my favorite moment in the book.

I wish I could go back to fully remember what my first experience was, but I remember being completely shocked at how much time had passed.

I was crushed like you're reading this book and suddenly you just get a page that says october november december january, and the movie actually managed to capture this with absolute perfection.

This is no joke.

One of my favorite movie scenes ever, but in the movie she chooses alice to send emails to, even though they don't send seems like the screenwriters might be on our side too.

Logically, it's so we can get bella's inner monologue, but we've never needed an excuse for that before and we don't need an excuse for it later.

So I'm just saying that I think one of the screenwriters was team alice.

The pain is my only reminder that he was real, that you all were the melodrama.

I love it, but charlie is way out of his depths here and wants to insist that she go to jacksonville to be with her mom and I guess in the book her mom actually came down to take her back pretty early on and then bella pitched a fit and threw all of her stuff around the room still didn't make her go talk to someone, though, like she's waking herself up screaming every single night.

She needs some assistance here, people, but to appease charlie she's like oh, no, don't worry I'll go see a movie with jessica tonight.

I was totally planning on doing that and at this point, bella apparently hasn't spoken to anyone since edward left, so jessica is a little bit offended but still decides to go with her and she picked jessica because she knew jessica would be too self-centered to ask too many questions versus angela, who would definitely be the better friend which means we get the charming nature of anna kendrick, comparing zombies to leprosy.

My cousin had leprosy.

It's not funny in the book.

Bella runs out of the movie theater when she realizes that she looks and has more in common with the zombie than she does the female lead and because they're back in the same town, where she was cornered in the first book when she sees some narradowell she's like hey those guys remind me of the people who almost assaulted me last year, I'm gonna go talk to them, must be a sign, and then she realizes that when she puts herself in dangerous situations, she starts to see like an apparition of edward.

That tells her to stop so she might have just burned her last bridge with jessica, but at least now she has a plan to feed her delusions.

Feats of stupidity same though that adrenaline gets me going awesome, so you're an adrenaline junkie now, so she finds some motorcycles and she's like oh [, __ ].

I could get jake to help me with these and she's shocked at how much he genuinely enjoys being around him he's just a literal ray of sunshine that doesn't look at her like she's about to break, though the book makes the comment I figured I'd have to have a y chromosome to really understand the excitement.

Okay, there stephanie you're, the one who made rosalie the car girl, and then you pull this and while he helps her while he's around the emptiness seeps back in the longer she's away from him and the nightmares come back.

So charlie goes to check on her and offers up some advice that you know you gotta, learn to love, what's good, for you essentially saying that she should open herself up more to jake and forget about edward, of course.

What do I know? I'm just a terminal bachelor famous ladies man, god billy burke is the best.

How did he end up here, and I forgot how genuinely happy jacob was in this book, like he's so miserable for the rest of the series that I actually feel bad, even though they turned him into a terminal, nice guy? That always thinks he knows what's best for bella, so they get the bikes working.

She hits her head and is bleeding profusely from her head, but here she sees how much easier it would be if she could just love jacob, because to him it's just a little blood, and it's around here that they mentioned some hikers going missing and that there's been large.

Bear sightings, like sightings of large bears so bella, decides that this is when she's gonna try and talk to people at school and backs up angela's story about seeing them.

But the book also mentions that this is the first time that bella's actively been paying attention to the people around her and she suddenly notices that lauren, a girl who's been a huge [.

__ ] to her has cut her hair into a pixie bob, but then shaved.

The back of her head, which bella points out, is odd, but does that mean that stephanie implying that lauren was you know? So I read a fan fiction where that was a thing with lauren.

She was probably just trying to be mean, but just like the book it only takes bella talking one time before mike is like yeah.

I can work with this.

We can be in love.

Now, let's go on a date which bella instantly shifts to a friend outing.

We should get a bunch of people to go.

Do you guys want to go see, watch someone die inside as it's turned into a group event, so it's movie night and everyone's bailed, because they're either sick or they don't want to be around bella, so only mike and jacob show up and they both pull the hands on the armrest thing.

My nightmare so mike gets sick and runs out of the theater and then jake and bella have their big talk where bella, especially in the book, is very honest about how jacob is her favorite person to be around, but she doesn't date anymore and won't be able to give him what he wants, and this is where the nice guy shift happens.

Where he's like, I'm prepared to be annoyingly, persistent and oh boy, is he ever? The movie speeds things along jake immediately flips out on mike for having the flu.

You want me to put you in the hospital shank jake movie's over in the book.

He's super nice, the whole time and just said he's feeling weird before he goes home, but then he just stops calling so in the book.

She goes to find the meadow on her own when she doesn't hear from jake in the movie.

She just turns up at jake's place and he's cut off all his hair and has a tattoo now like the tattoos were always the weirdest addition to me like, were they necessary all right, merchandise? Silly me.

It's the same way they made like the valtteri symbols and cullen crests, but he basically just tells her that he's not good and to stay away.

So now she goes to the meadow and has a bit of a breakdown which I could have told her would have happened and then laura is there and at first she's excited so happy to see some remnant of that life that she craves so much issue being.

It appears that he did not stick to the cullen diet.

He said he was gonna.

Try and his eyes are as red as ever, but it's cool internal edward, realizes the danger and is like you need to lie and say that we're just kind of like out of town and coming back, but it doesn't really work and he tells her that victoria is still very much interested in killing her.

After all, how much could you mean to him if he left you here unprotected? Honestly, though edward are you stupid, but just as he's about to end things off the wolves come in and as they settle in, one takes a particularly long look at her and she thinks of jacob.

But in the book, it's more so that she's just happy he's not there with her they're not bears what the hell were you doing out in the woods, they're wolves, and that is the face of someone who's like oh [, __ ] they weren't supposed to find out.

It wasn't a bear, but now she's paranoid that not only is victoria gonna kill her, but her dad too.

So in the book.

This is where she decides that enough is enough and she drives to go visit jacob, who can't reveal what's going on, but specifically says that if bella wants anyone to blame for? Why he's acting this way? It's those filthy, reeking bloodsuckers that she loves so much which sends her reeling, because no one's actively said the name around her in months and she's like hey.

Maybe I can try harder to love you, even though I know I can't so I'm kind of lying here.

So he makes her leave and even though he says they have to stay away from each other.

That night he parkours into her bedroom, which obviously pisses her off and then he's just kind of like hey.

Do you remember that uh story? I told you on the beach last year and she's like yeah, of course, the cold ones jacob's like goddamn, even in the stories that are about me and my people.

I come second place, but thankfully she has a dream overnight and remembers: hey the qiyu tribe existed to fight the vampires as shape-shifting wolves, so she has a little bit of an internal crisis where she's like oh [, __ ].

Why do I only relate to mythical beings at this point? Bella thinks it's the wolves that are killing the hikers, even though they exist to kill vampires, but her thoughts on the matter are that you can't just turn your back on the people.

You love, even if they kill people like no, I can fix this.

The cullens don't kill people, so I can get a handle on the wolves too, but before that she hits him with the.

Could you you know, try not being a werewolf.

Have you tried not being a mutant in the movie? She doesn't even have a chance to talk with him before the other wolves show up and she's like what did you do to them and paul starts laughing in her face.

So she slaps him, which I gotta say, is way cooler than the book.

Where he's just really upset that jacob found a loophole around telling her either way jacob busts onto the scene insta transforms, which is apparently super impressive and goes to war with paul in full, wolf horror, but no one seems particularly concerned embry and jared are literally taking bets as to which one's going to take a chunk out of the other.

So they bring him to sam's place and they just say: hey, don't stare at emily.

It pisses sam off, but they don't tell her why and it turns out that sam got angry one day started changing and scratched emily in the face, leaving an entire half of her face massively scarred.

So that's what jacob meant by not being safe, apparently werewolves, that don't want to hurt people are more dangerous than vampires, who should theoretically be subsisting off of a diet of people but bella's able to let them know why their redhead is so obsessed with trying to get by their ranks and even though they're shocked that it's her it's because it's her, she wants revenge for her dead lover, even though it's alice that ripped off james's head.

So technically, she should be going after jasper, which would honestly make things in my ideal fan fiction, a hell of a lot easier to work around sorry.

So now, bella is just worried about jacob getting hurt trying to protect her, even though they ripped lauren apart.

This is where we get the this chick runs with vampires that just got turned into all the merch, but then the uh, the probably the most awkward line of the movie, can't really run with vampires, because they're fast, but the wolves are protecting her and bella repays this act by going cliff diving to try to bring ghostword back and you're gone, and so is edward.

That's right! Equally tragic that alice is gone.

Don't do this watch me so she eats herself off the ledge.

There's a storm brewing, so the water's horrible imagines edward more clear than ever and settles in to die with him until her chest hits the rocks and jacob saves her in the movie.

We actually see victoria's red hair in the water in the book.

She just sees her from a distance on the beach.

The movie actually shows us a montage of the wolves hunting victoria after she scared harry into a heart attack.

So that was neat.

Not the heart attack, the just the montage parts, but jacob starts to take her home and bella starts thinking about how in romeo and juliet maybe if romeo hadn't died and it just [, __, ], left and paris had been a really good friend.

Maybe juliet could have been somewhat happy with paris and she's wondering what would happen if she shifted those boundaries with her and jake's friendship and then alice shows up.

Alice jake obviously tries to stop her says it's a trap, but bella knows it's one of the cullens because it's carlisle's car- and this is the part of the book where I was like.

Oh [, __ ], it's not just alice that says stuff.

That might mean she likes bella a little bit more than a friend bella, might feel that way too.

My visitor waited perfectly motionless in the center of the halt beautiful beyond imagining alice, oh alice.

I cried, as I slammed into her.

I locked my arms around her gasping to inhale as much of the scent of her skin as possible.

It wasn't like anything else.

No perfume in the world could compare alice, dragged me to the living room, couch and pulled me into her lap.

It was like curling up into a cool stone, but a stone that was contoured comfortingly to the shape of my body.

I'm just saying that doesn't sound particularly friendly.

I don't smell.

My friends in the book.

Alice actually sticks around for a while.

She just had the vision of bella eating herself off the cliff and thought she committed suicide, but it's because for some reason she can't see the wolves, so she didn't see jake pulling her out and because she rushed there so quickly.

She needs to hunt.

So when she leaves to go hunt she kisses bella on the cheat stephanie, but alice stays the night realizes how much damage they actually did to bella by leaving cause edward actively forbade her from checking in on bella's future.

But I guess you know when you think someone's committed suicide.

It flips it because alice is already attuned to bella charlie's.

Obviously, a little bit confused, but bella falls asleep on alice and has the most peaceful sleep she's had in months in the movie.

Jake comes back immediately to check on her breaking the treaty.

That says they can't hunt on the cullen land.

Well, I'm not gonna hurt her, so they obviously fight a little bit and then jake gets his hulk line.

Don't get me upset, hey, stop things.

Don't give up, stop stop so alice goes to leave and bella's like no you'll come back as soon as you put the dog out, so jacob's, obviously really irritated, but bella's like you'll still be my friend, even though I love alice too right yeah, you do bella so jacob at this moment decides it's a good time to make a move on her and bella's not entirely sure.

If she should let it happen, and then the phone rings he's not here right now he's arranging a funeral.

So now edward thinks bella is dead because rosalie told him about alice's vision and even though he was prepared to stay away from her for life, her actively no longer being on earth is enough for him to go, get himself killed by the vulture which alice sees and is like hey.

If we leave and go to italy right now, we have a chance to stop this from happening, and it's about here that my own personal rewrite would start.

But it's cool, we'll stick with team edward for this we're good, so jacob's obviously upset and doesn't want her to go, but at least in the book he's immediately like don't worry I'll, protect charlie, but in the movie he's downright cruel.

He left you bella.

He didn't want you anymore.

Remember now.

The movie obviously speeds things along on their way to italy, but in the book bella and alice have some genuinely nice moments, one ultimately culminating to alice, saying that edward is ridiculous and that she might as well just change bella herself and bella's like hell yeah.

Let's go right here on the plane.

They'll deal with the screaming.

There's gotta be a euphemism here, but I promised I'd stop so they get to italy and alice says they have until noon to stop him from publicly revealing himself to people in the sunlight which would result in the vulture instantly.

Killing him and alice also stole a porsche here which I'm super into.

Not the porsche just the grand theft auto so cuts back to that scene from the intro bella frantically running through the streets of volterra during the saint marcus day celebration, which is an altered version of the feast of saint mark.

So the mayor can make it a celebration of marcus eradicating vampires from the city except he's one of the vultury, but just as edward is about to step out bella slams into him, and he thinks he's dead and gone to heaven in the book.

He specifically says carlisle was right, meaning that he may not fully believe they're as soulless as he says in the book.

The vulture guards are right there waiting for them, but in the movie they have one of their intimate conversations before they head down, and it's one where edward is like.

I couldn't live in a world without you, this wasn't because of guilt.

I was lying before and I can't believe you believed me so easily well edward.

You know she has confidence issues and already felt like she wasn't worthy of you.

What was she supposed to say? Actually, no you're not allowed to leave.

You can't get mad at her for believing your lies, but having that conversation first really removed some of the what-if tension like in the book, the entire time edward's there she's just kind of like I'm just going to enjoy these little moments of his arm around me before he leaves like we all really knew where it was going, but you know still also somehow the vampire that shouldn't be able to look haggard looks worse than the girl who's been catatonic for essentially six or seven months, so they get down to the vulture.

They just get to take a really awkward and super hilarious elevator ride.

Oh my god, they're sharing a look so the first one to see them is era who seems to be the head vulcari and he is so delighted to see them, and I forgot how absolutely whimsical he was in this book michael.

She was obviously the correct casting for this role.

He goes a little bit overboard sometimes, but it works.

So he has the ability to read people's minds and thoughts and memories, but he has to touch them to do so and he's super interested in bella, because he realizes that she's edward singer, as in her blood sings to him, and yet he can control himself but she's also immune to his powers but surprise his powers don't work on her either.

So he wants to know if she's immune to all of their powers so edward, knowing what jane's powers are, tries to stop her.

So he's writhing around in pain before she redirects to bella and nothing happens which pisses her off in the book.

This immediately interests arrow because he's a collector of vampires with abilities and is super interested in how bellas would present, but in the movie he's instantly like.

Oh well.

What a pity you revealed yourself to humans.

We must kill her.

So there's a huge fight, edward almost dies, and we get another of my favorite scenes where bella is freaking out and basically falling inside herself.

I love it and arrows also just shocked that someone would be willing to sacrifice themselves for a vampire which shouldn't be that shocking, because they have people that work for them.

That would sacrifice themselves to vampires, just in the hopes of becoming one and that's the thing.

These movies always add more action.

It's not always great, but this scene was really I like this one.

So the only thing that stops them from killing bella is when alice is like hey I've seen the future.

She will be a vampire I'll.

Do it myself and arrow's like what an amazing talent, okay, cool cause.

If we let you go now, there's a chance that you might come back willingly and if you don't change her, we'll just kill you all of you and they leave just as the vulture bring in a tour group for lunch, but not before bella can hear the screaming in the book they have to awkwardly hang around in the lobby until it's dark out and then go through the process of taking all the flights back.

The movie just has it cut from the screaming to bella in bed so that it's like she's having a nightmare of what she saw in italy, which is honestly a great tool to condense the story down, and it also means we don't get the scene of jasper meeting alice at the airport, and then you visibly see their love for each other.

So I can just pretend it doesn't happen.

So now she and edward have the second emotional chat where he again goes over the fact that he left to try to give her a chance at a normal human life, but he had to know what was gonna happen.

He at least should have let alice keep an eye out and then just stayed away from alice for a while, so that he wouldn't read her mind in the book.

It's also revealed that he didn't destroy the gifts.

He just hid them under her floorboard and that's her way of reasoning that she knew he really did love her and that their connection couldn't be so easily broken, and that's why she was having visions of him.

Like sure, we'll go with that.

I guess either way.

Bella is super stoked that she's finally gonna be a vampire and edward's.

Like oh yeah, that's not gonna happen.

They're gonna completely forget about this until you're at least 30, and then we'll just like hide you, because their tracker can't use his powers on you totally ignoring the fact that arrow would just need to touch one of the ones that hid her for him to find her.

So she's like okay time to go, find alice, so they head out to put her mortality to a vote with the cullens, because at this point it concerns them too.

So they all vote yes, except for rosalie who's.

Like look, I wish someone had been there to vote.

No.

For me, it has nothing to do with you and emmett's like [, __ ], my wife, I vote yes, oh hell yeah.

So carlisle agrees to do it, mostly because edward has established that he won't live without her, but that it would be good to wait till after graduation, but everyone's like hey, wouldn't you much rather, if I did it.

Okay give me five years.

No three years: okay, I've decided that your soul is worth marriage again.

There's gotta be some unintended parallels there.

Don't worry.

We didn't forget about jacob in the movie.

It happens before the marriage thing's brought up in the book he's a massive douche who told charlie about the motorcycles which could have given him a heart attack to try to get bella in trouble and then reminds edward that hey the treaty isn't just about killing humans.

If you bite a human, the treaty is void and will kill you.

He even thought that it was edward keeping her away from la push, not the fact that she was ultra grounded in the movie.

She ultra lays down the laws and just begs him not to make an ultimatum, because it's always going to be edward, don't make me choose because it'll be him.

It's always been him like thanks for helping me out of my catatonic state, but I warned you so the movie swapped things around so that the movie actually ends with edward saying, marry me, and then you get the gasp from bella, which was a great ending.

I will admit that was a good choice.

Marry me ella.

The book ends with charlie yelling, so that is new moon in all its melodrama glory.

I truly love it.

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